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John Hardy x Todd Snyder: Silver & Enamel Dog Tag. Elevate Your Style.
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Silver Pearl Bracelet: Elegant Simplicity for Timeless Style & Grace.
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Silver Multi-Tag Necklace: Effortless Layering & Personalized Style.
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Blue Tiger Eye: Maor's Ingot of Mystical Power — A Bold Bracelet, Unleash Your Inner Strength.
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Axis Pyrite Bracelet: Ancient Power & Bold Style – Elevate Your Look.
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